In the latest episode of The NerdRage podcast on Spreecast, which I was able to (in part) listen into and participate in live, I made a suggestion in the comments:
pictured: Osei Dixon, my moderately insane suggestion
NerdRage co-host Osei Dixon essentially said, “do you want to die, Kevin?” And let’s face it: there’s a reason why taking a drink every time Lembas tousles her (self-described) “soft and silky” hair might lead to alcohol poisoning.
pictured: Lembas flips us off. In a good way.
A few other ideas were thrown out during the show, and I tossed a few past Lembas this morning
which led, in turn, to the delegation of authority:
And so, as I suggested, I take my irresponsibility seriously. I’m providing a rough template for the NerdRage drinking game below, with some suggestions based on the last few episodes. Feel free to provide ideas in the comments, and I’ll revise and modify. I particularly need help with Osei’s idiosyncrasies (Lembas, your help appreciated here). With that, your NRDG:
NERD RAGE DRINKING GAME
Lembas flips her hair
Lembas unbuttons one button on her shirt
Lembas mentions donuts, particularly in the context of Osei wearing them or their essence
Lembas or Osei mention Hobbit porn (without being goaded into it from the comments)
Lembas says “that’s what he/she said”
Osei discusses his gaming blog, vids, etc.
Lembas makes indication of the fact she is in her bed/bedroom
Lembas says “I will cut you.”
A solid drink
Lembas loses her Internet connection
if Lembas, Osei, or any other on-video guest call out your podcast chat by name (either mentioning you by name or quoting from the text)
you arrive in the chatroom
Osei mentions his Mom, particularly in reference to listening to the podcast
Lembas mentions former co-host Tim (@RightWingNerd), particularly in context of abandonment of Osei
Lembas unbuttons a second (visible) button on her shirt
Osei says “that’s what he/she said”
Lembas plays “show and tell”, as with her knee-high boots in Episode 8
Osei “goes British”, by using the bad accent he uses to read his own Tweets.
Osei’s mom appears on the podcast
May your food digest well. May you have room for dessert. And may that room be filled. Now, our holiday entertainment:
Jelled Cranberries, can
Prep time: 12 hours, 3 minutes
Cook time: N/A
Refrigerate can of jellied cranberries overnight. Remove can from refrigerator. Open one end with a can opener. Shake vigorously over a plate while squeezing the can until jellied cranberries slide out of can with a slurping sound. Set aside can. Place cranberry cylinder on its side. Holding top and bottom, slice into 1/2 to 3/4 inch slices, then slice lengthwise down the cylinder. Serve.
UPDATE: Photo below.
Because gallows humor never goes out of style on Election Night, especially when the candidates you’ve worked for, donated for, come up short. This picture would’ve been appropriate if the outcome had been different as well:More to follow once the dust settles.
For all of you happy warriors, a parody started after this week’s Sunday Morning talkers, to serve as stress relief in the middle of a long week. H/T to faketweetbuilder.com. Again, THIS IS PARODY. SIMILARITIES TO ACTUAL MEMBERS OF THE MEDIA IS INTENDED OUT OF HUMOR.