CrowdSourcing a Drinking Game

In the latest episode of The NerdRage podcast on Spreecast, which I was able to (in part) listen into and participate in live, I made a suggestion in the comments:

pictured: Osei Dixon, my moderately insane suggestion

NerdRage co-host Osei Dixon essentially said, “do you want to die, Kevin?” And let’s face it: there’s a reason why taking a drink every time Lembas tousles her (self-described) “soft and silky” hair might lead to alcohol poisoning.

pictured: Lembas flips us off. In a good way.

A few other ideas were thrown out during the show, and I tossed a few past Lembas this morning

which led, in turn, to the delegation of authority:

And so, as I suggested, I take my irresponsibility seriously. I’m providing a rough template for the NerdRage drinking game below, with some suggestions based on the last few episodes. Feel free to provide ideas in the comments, and I’ll revise and modify. I particularly need help with Osei’s idiosyncrasies (Lembas, your help appreciated here). With that, your NRDG:

NERD RAGE DRINKING GAME
Gentle sips

Lembas flips her hair

Lembas unbuttons one button on her shirt

Lembas mentions donuts, particularly in the context of Osei wearing them or their essence

Lembas or Osei mention Hobbit porn (without being goaded into it from the comments)

Lembas says “that’s what he/she said”

Osei discusses his gaming blog, vids, etc.

Lembas makes indication of the fact she is in her bed/bedroom

Lembas says “I will cut you.”

A solid drink

Lembas loses her Internet connection

if Lembas, Osei, or any other on-video guest call out your podcast chat by name (either mentioning you by name or quoting from the text)

you arrive in the chatroom

Osei mentions his Mom, particularly in reference to listening to the podcast

Lembas mentions former co-host Tim (@RightWingNerd), particularly in context of abandonment of Osei

Lembas unbuttons a second (visible) button on her shirt

Osei says “that’s what he/she said”

Lembas plays “show and tell”, as with her knee-high boots in Episode 8

Osei “goes British”, by using the bad accent he uses to read his own Tweets.

Chug

Osei’s mom appears on the podcast